|You no can haz teh interwebs. Feed me first.|
And as obvious as it might seem that I left Walnut out in my list of thank yous, I'm telling you, it's purposeful. This guy deserves no thanks for choosing to make biscuits on slippery fabric that took forever to get on-grain, or depositing tufts of his hair on all-black, super-staticky lining. I swear, he can decide to release them just like hens laying eggs.
|He decided to take his bath here within three seconds of my setting the dress down.|
|Oh, I'm sorry, did my needing to finish that dress disturb your daily ablutions? Forgive me, your majesty. Carry on.|
|Yur new pattern book iz perfik place 4 mah butt.|
Also, I just realized I lumped the real people/bloggers out there into the non-human blog post. Oops.