|Poor maligned Diana.|
|Yes, that's exactly what I will do. Cut up perfectly good soap with a pirate knife in order to make inferior shampoo.|
|I actually should practice this. I fidget way too much when I sit.|
|A bumpy 'sump'n'?! Seriously, who writes like that? But I do love how straightforward this is: "I need to start regular bathing today."|
The next few pictures about posture and carriage cracked me up. If I were a student reading this, I don't know if I'd be able to take it seriously.
|Yes, I will practice walking with this ridiculous textbook on top of my head.|
|"When you smile, you help make others feel happy." Or creeped out, depending on which smile you use.|
|That girl is standing remarkably calmly for having a giant fish so close to her.|
They do have some useful tips about behavior and conduct, though. Some of my students could stand to learn a few things.
|I wish my students would throw away their lazy ways.|
|I wonder what the illustrator thought when he/she got assigned to draw several pictures of different dogs on the phone. Click on the picture to see it in all its glorious detail.|
And that's just the first chapter! But really, there are actually some useful things in here about various fabric types, how to properly press your clothing, and getting started sewing. They even have directions for making basics like tote bags and skirts. And best of all, these campy drawings to accompany all of it! I'll be posting more hilarity in the upcoming weeks in between sewing projects.