|"Sure, it looks like a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine." Because Victorian couples make naughty statements okay, obviously. |
You guys are seriously the best. I was laughing so hard at all of your ridiculously funny pickup lines...in the end, I couldn't leave it to random.org, and picked my two favorite comments instead. Call me biased, but hey, it's my birthday and I do what I want (Thor)! For your reading pleasure, I've compiled a list of my favorite lines below. So, if you ever see a hottie browsing the silks at Mood, you'll know what to say. I am not to be held responsible, though, if these naughty lines earn you a slap for your cheek ;)
"You seam like you're tailor-made for me!" -- Carolyn
"Hey baby, I may need you to finish my seams, because I'm fraying without you!" -- Katie W.
"What say you and me try out the fiber content of these sheets?" -- The Hot Mess
"Hey baby, I just made some pants. Want to check out my fly front?" -- T. Sedai
"Let me unpick your seams for you." -- Alexa
"Is your dress felt? How would you like it to be?" --Writersblock14
"Do you need a sewing buddy? Because I've got a trained set of hands." --Bloodsweatshoptears
"Why don't we go into my sewing room and I'll let you thread my needle." --Cathy
"Your lips look a little bit wrinkled...mind if I press them for you?" --Megan R.
"I am the warp to your weft, and to you, I'll always be true." --Sewing Noob
And now for my absolute favorites!
Congratulations to Craft Alchemy, you win the Clover pattern! Her gems:
"Hey you, d'you want to get right sides together?"
"Do your seams need pressing? I'd love to lay you flat..."
"Machines are all very well, but I get a better finish doing it by hand."
"That skirt looks a bit long for you, do you want me to take it up?"
The Thurlows go to Liza Jane Sews:
"Are those French darts, or are you just happy to see me?" Because we've all accidentally ended up with pointy darts before, amirite?
Winners, please shoot me an email at cationdesignsblog [at] gmail dot com with your address. Everyone, thanks for entering and entertaining me with your punny lines!